When starting a blog...

Firstly, let me thank all those who contributed to the huge traffic associated with my previous post. That post generated over 200 page visits in less than 3 days, 6 new followers and a total of 32 comments(on other posts as well). An all time high for my blog, till date. ;)

Also after that post many of my friends started asking for tips when starting a blog. So I decided to write down aaalllllll my experiments which I've tried on my blog.

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Proxies-The Lifeline of the Class

Just as we attain puberty after a certain age, in a similar manner we develop an uncanny tendency of not attending classes for weird reasons-be it sleep deprivation, playing, dating..... (It's really endless!!!)

Well, I won't say that these matters are not important. Actually, I happen to recall famous lines for each of these reasons-

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  We should have at least 8 hours of sleep. (These lines were taught to us in primary education!)
  
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  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. (Apparently, people other than Jack have the same problem.)
  
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  Love is life-and what is life without love!
  

So the reasons as to why a student is unable to attend classes seem pretty important. But if only the college management would go by the thought process of a student-all would be well. However, the reality is that every college imposes the dreaded 75% Attendance Rule and has termed "not attending classes" as bunking. Zeesh! What a horrible thing to do to make the leaders of tomorrow sound as cheap shots.

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If animals were to take revenge...

I was just browsing through all the mails I have to get relieved from the xam tension (which btw, got over just yesterday) and I found this 1. Take a look....













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My Daddy is Great!!!

There was one blog for our dearest mothers. The reception for that was quite good. In fact, its one of my favourite blogs-although its not written by me. Well here's another one for our loving fathers! Luv u papa-LOTS!

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.


At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.

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Hail thee, my beloved country!

Towards the end of july for some days this was my tagline on Gtalk-

I Nearly Died In Adoration

Probably one of the most beautiful taglines I have ever seen. At first it is not very clear as to what is written. In fact, some of the guys (n even gals) thought it was for some girl. ;) However, take a closer look at the line-the line spells out INDIA if u take the first letters of all the words. Now u see the beauty!

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Panagrams

2 days back I had posted a puzzle on Gtalk which went something like this...


The tagline read-
What is common to this line and the pic? Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz

N the pic was-

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9371272497 - The Haunting No.

A funny thing happened with this no that has haunted n also amused many souls. What apperently happens when u call up this no is that a girl receives ur call with a very normal "Hello" and waits a couple of seconds for ur reply. Then she breaks into an outburst as to why u r irritating her by ur calls n the horrible msgs u sent her and threatens u that she would call her brother n tell him everything, which she does also in a few moments. Then the 'bhai'  enters the scene n says that u r in big trouble n asks for ur name and so on. But how come the same msg each time?? N that too with the same dialogues.

So here's what actually happens-

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Dear Mom...

This post is for our dearest mothers who love us so much which none of us really know. She burns her hand is the kitchen so that u may not be hungry. She forsakes her happiness for ur smiles. She wipes away ur tears when she herself needs moral support. Read this blog my dear friends...and read it with all ur heart. It will make u feel guilty but also better.

Those childhood days

When you came into the world, she held you in her arms.

You thanked her by wailing like a banshee.

When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.

You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.

You thanked her by running away when she called.

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Engineer's Love Letter

I first got this as an SMS... but later googled it. Very funny...

I was alone and all was dark

Beneath me and above

My life was full of volts and amps

But not the spark of love

But now that you are here with me

My heart is overjoyed

You turn the square of my heart

Into a sinusoid

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