If animals were to take revenge...

I was just browsing through all the mails I have to get relieved from the xam tension (which btw, got over just yesterday) and I found this 1. Take a look....













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My Daddy is Great!!!

There was one blog for our dearest mothers. The reception for that was quite good. In fact, its one of my favourite blogs-although its not written by me. Well here's another one for our loving fathers! Luv u papa-LOTS!


HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES

At 4 Years
My daddy is great.


At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
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Hail thee, my beloved country!

Towards the end of july for some days this was my tagline on Gtalk-

I Nearly Died In Adoration

Probably one of the most beautiful taglines I have ever seen. At first it is not very clear as to what is written. In fact, some of the guys (n even gals) thought it was for some girl. ;) However, take a closer look at the line-the line spells out INDIA if u take the first letters of all the words. Now u see the beauty!

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Panagrams


2 days back I had posted a puzzle on Gtalk which went something like this...


The tagline read-
What is common to this line and the pic? Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz

N the pic was-

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9371272497 - The Haunting No.

A funny thing happened with this no that has haunted n also amused many souls. What apperently happens when u call up this no is that a girl receives ur call with a very normal "Hello" and waits a couple of seconds for ur reply. Then she breaks into an outburst as to why u r irritating her by ur calls n the horrible msgs u sent her and threatens u that she would call her brother n tell him everything, which she does also in a few moments. Then the 'bhai'  enters the scene n says that u r in big trouble n asks for ur name and so on. But how come the same msg each time?? N that too with the same dialogues.

So here's what actually happens-
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Dear Mom...

This post is for our dearest mothers who love us so much which none of us really know. She burns her hand is the kitchen so that u may not be hungry. She forsakes her happiness for ur smiles. She wipes away ur tears when she herself needs moral support. Read this blog my dear friends...and read it with all ur heart. It will make u feel guilty but also better.

Those childhood days
When you came into the world, she held you in her arms.

You thanked her by wailing like a banshee.

When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.

You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.

You thanked her by running away when she called.

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Engineer's Love Letter

I first got this as an SMS... but later googled it. Very funny...

I was alone and all was dark
Beneath me and above
My life was full of volts and amps
But not the spark of love

But now that you are here with me
My heart is overjoyed
You turn the square of my heart
Into a sinusoid
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Actual poem written by a bengali school teacher

This was a mail I received a long time back. U may probably have read it on the net. But if u haven't, then u may enjoy it rite here...damn funny!!!!!!!!

Through the jongole I am went

On shooting Tiger I am bent
Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches
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On Friendship's day...

Actually I felt like writing a few other blogs before coming back to friendship since I have already posted 1 blog on it but the fact that this special day brings smiles to our lips and makes our heart beat made me write this.

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Presence of Mind!!!

Here is something to lighten the heart...something to impress the mind..............

John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

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For my friends...



Given to the type of person I am, I could not think of a better start to this blog than this article.
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Here goes...

So here's my first blog...
For a long time I had been looking for a place to write all the crap I listen and ponder over. Now here it is...
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