This was a mail I received a long time back. U may probably have read it on the net. But if u haven't, then u may enjoy it rite here...damn funny!!!!!!!!
Through the jongole I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent
Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life
Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches